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We create blank inside cards inspired by cult pop culture, horror cinema, weird internet memes, and dark sarcasm. Whether you need a random thinking-of-you note, blunt condolences, congratulations, or just a funny message to make a friend laugh on a normal day, our cards skip the corporate cliches.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003ch3\u003eAll-Purpose Novelty Stationery \u0026amp; Irreverent Gifts\u003c\/h3\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003ePrinted on durable heavyweight cardstock with vibrant inks, each card comes with a mailing envelope and a blank inside ready for your message. Build a standout gift package by pairing your everyday card with graphic \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/individual-novelty-lighters\"\u003enovelty lighters\u003c\/a\u003e or funny ceramic \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/mugs\"\u003ecoffee mugs\u003c\/a\u003e. Looking for specific events? Explore funny age roasts in our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/birthday-cards\"\u003ebirthday cards\u003c\/a\u003e catalog, send sarcastic sentiments with our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/love-cards\"\u003elove cards\u003c\/a\u003e, or shop our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/most-popular\"\u003emost popular\u003c\/a\u003e items.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"saint-danny-blessings-card","title":"Saint Danny \"Blessings\" Greeting Card","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"color: #f82b2b;\"\u003eSaint Danny \"Blessings\" Card: Funny Pop Culture Danny DeVito Saint Stationery\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat can be said of the man, the myth, the legend? Bestow true divine comedy and unmatched good vibes upon your favorite people with the \u003cstrong\u003eSaint Danny \"Blessings\" Greeting Card\u003c\/strong\u003e. 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Featuring stunning vintage typography and gold accents on a dark background, it looks classy enough for an anniversary, even if the message admits that homicide is occasionally on the table.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eIt’s the perfect way to say, \"You drive me crazy, but you're worth it.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy It’s a Hit:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eRelatably Real:\u003c\/b\u003e The perfect sentiment for long-term couples, spouses, or anyone who knows that \"happily ever after\" takes a lot of work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBeautiful Design:\u003c\/b\u003e The elegant, hand-lettered vintage style makes the \"strangling\" part look surprisingly charming.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVersatile:\u003c\/b\u003e Great for Valentine's Day, anniversaries, or just as a peace offering after a stupid argument.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBlank Inside:\u003c\/b\u003e The interior is completely blank, giving you space to list all the specific reasons you decided not to strangle them this year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSpecs:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOccasion:\u003c\/b\u003e Anniversary, Valentine's Day, Just Because\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eInterior:\u003c\/b\u003e Blank for your personal message\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eIncludes:\u003c\/b\u003e Card and matching envelope\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVibe:\u003c\/b\u003e Honest, Sarcastic, Romantic (in a weird way)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Shady Front","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43083619139718,"sku":"LVEUMORESTRNGLECARD12726","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0627\/1477\/files\/I-Love-You-More-Than-I-Want-to-Strangle-You_Card_1.jpg?v=1777897685"},{"product_id":"weve-been-through-a-lot-together-card","title":"We've Been Through a Lot Together Card","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eA Card for the Person Who Causes All the Drama\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eEvery duo has a dynamic: the one who creates the chaos, and the one who has to fix it. If you are the latter, and you want to remind your partner in crime exactly why your lives are so \"exciting,\" this is the card for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eThe \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"4\"\u003e\"We've Been Through a Lot Together\" Greeting Card\u003c\/b\u003e is a masterpiece of passive-aggressive affection. Featuring a stark, black background with bold, distressed white typography, it delivers a heartfelt sentiment that immediately takes a sharp turn: \"And most of it has been your fault.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eIt’s the perfect way to say, \"I'm still here, but I haven't forgotten who started the fire.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy It’s a Hit:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBrutally Honest:\u003c\/b\u003e Cuts through the sweetness of typical relationship cards to deliver a hilarious truth bomb.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eStark Design:\u003c\/b\u003e The simple, grunge-style text on a black background gives it a serious look that makes the punchline even funnier.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVersatile:\u003c\/b\u003e Perfect for anniversaries, Valentine's Day, or just sending a message to a trouble-making best friend.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBlank Inside:\u003c\/b\u003e The interior is left blank, giving you plenty of room to list specific examples of their \"faults.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSpecs:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOccasion:\u003c\/b\u003e Anniversary, Friendship, Apology (Acceptance)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eInterior:\u003c\/b\u003e Blank for your personal message\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eIncludes:\u003c\/b\u003e Card and matching envelope\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVibe:\u003c\/b\u003e Sarcastic, Blunt, Minimalist\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Shady Front","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43083625595014,"sku":"WEVEBEENTHROUGHALOTCARD12726","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0627\/1477\/files\/Weve-Been-Through-a-Lot-Together_Card_1.jpg?v=1777897693"},{"product_id":"have-the-day-you-deserve-card","title":"Have the Day You Deserve Card","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eKarma, But Make It Cute\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eIs this a genuinely nice wish? Or is it a curse? That is entirely up to the recipient's conscience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eThe \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"4\" data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\"Have the Day You Deserve\" Card\u003c\/b\u003e is the ultimate masterpiece of passive-aggressive positivity. Featuring a grinning skeleton flashing a peace sign against a backdrop of trippy neon daisies and rainbows, it delivers a message that hits different depending on who you give it to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003eWhy You Need It:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003eThe Ultimate Rorschach Test:\u003c\/b\u003e For your best friend, it's a sweet wish for a great day. For that coworker you can't stand? 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We’ve all had those days where you just want to hike into the woods and never come back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eThe \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"4\" data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\"Bullsh-t Levels Extreme Today\" Card\u003c\/b\u003e captures that exact feeling with a majestic, vintage National Park poster aesthetic. It features a serene mountain landscape and a hiker pausing to read a trail sign that delivers the bad news: it’s going to be a rough one out there.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003eWhy You Need It:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003eWork Bestie Essential:\u003c\/b\u003e The absolute perfect card to slide onto your favorite coworker's desk when the meeting could have been an email.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003eVintage Cool:\u003c\/b\u003e The WPA-style art is genuinely beautiful, making the profane joke even funnier by contrast.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\"\u003eUniversal Truth:\u003c\/b\u003e Whether it’s for a bad day at the office or just life in general, everyone relates to this sign.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003eSpecs:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 5\" x 7\" (Standard A7)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"14,1,0\"\u003eInterior:\u003c\/b\u003e Blank (for your own rant)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"14,2,0\"\u003eEnvelope:\u003c\/b\u003e Included\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Shady Front","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43093024145542,"sku":"BULLSHITLEVELSEXTREMECARD2126","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0627\/1477\/files\/Bullshit-Levels-Extreme-Today_Card_74d911d5-0869-4be4-90f6-71c7c0be0b76.jpg?v=1777897743"},{"product_id":"remember-who-you-are-card","title":"Remember Who You Are Card","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"36\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"36\"\u003eSmall Bird, Big Energy\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"37\"\u003eYou might look calm on the outside, but inside? 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