{"product_id":"f-ck-it-can-cooler","title":"F-ck It Can Cooler","description":"\u003ch2\u003eF--k It You're Gonna Die Anyway Can Cooler\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEmbrace raw nihilistic humor and classic tobacco packaging parody every time you crack open an icy beverage. The F--k It You're Gonna Die Anyway Can Cooler from The Original Underground parodies iconic red-and-white cigarette pack branding, combining bold stacked \"F--K IT\" typography with a satirical warning box reading \"You're gonna die anyway.\" Whether you are kicking back at a backyard barbecue, tailgating before a concert, or hanging by the pool, this hilarious drink insulator delivers an unbeatable dose of dark comedy to your favorite beer or soda.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBuilt to keep your drinks ice-cold down to the last sip, this beverage sleeve features a high-grade neoprene interior synthetic rubber layer paired with a smooth knit outer lining. It eliminates hand condensation while holding standard 12oz cans and stubby bottles securely. The flexible, collapsible fold-flat design makes it effortless to stash in your pocket, backpack, or beach tote for on-the-go cooling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eTechnical Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Type:\u003c\/strong\u003e Beverage can cooler and drink insulator\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial Composition:\u003c\/strong\u003e Neoprene interior synthetic rubber layer with knit outer lining\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDesign Feature:\u003c\/strong\u003e Flexible, collapsible fold-flat construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGraphic Design:\u003c\/strong\u003e Retro cigarette pack parody featuring \"F--K IT\" typography and \"You're gonna die anyway.\" warning box\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSizing Compatibility:\u003c\/strong\u003e Fits standard 12oz aluminum cans and stubby bottles\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eApplication Utility:\u003c\/strong\u003e Parties, tailgates, beach trips, backyard BBQs, and casual drinking\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Shady Front","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44211391561862,"sku":"FCKITCANCOOLER080326","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0627\/1477\/files\/Fuck-It-Youre-Gonna-Die-Anyway_Koozie_Mock.jpg?v=1785805371","url":"https:\/\/www.theoriginalunderground.com\/products\/f-ck-it-can-cooler","provider":"The Original Underground","version":"1.0","type":"link"}