{"product_id":"hot-mess-flexible-magnet","title":"Hot Mess Flexible Magnet","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"color: #FF0000;\"\u003eHot Mess Flexible Magnet: Sarcastic Retro Flame Magnet\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Hot Mess Flexible Magnet is a 4.5\" x 1.75\" die-cut novelty magnet featuring a blazing retro parody of the iconic die-cast toy car flame emblem. Finished in scorching crimson with bold gradient yellow lettering, it boldly declares that while your daily routine may be careening completely off the rails, at least you are doing it at full throttle. Built for hyper-caffeinated multitaskers, serial procrastinators, and anyone whose life resembles an unscripted disaster flick, this piece turns pure chaos into an unapologetic badge of honor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCrafted from durable, weather-resistant vinyl bonded to a heavy-duty flexible magnetic sheet, the face resists UV rays, kitchen grease, spills, and scratches. Its strong, full-contact magnetic backing adheres flush to refrigerators, metal desks, toolboxes, and lockers without peeling at the corners or scratching paint finishes. Stick it anywhere you need a deadpan reminder that manufactured perfection is wildly overrated.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"color: #FF0000;\"\u003eHot Mess Flexible Magnet Specifications:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4.5\" W x 1.75\" H\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProduct:\u003c\/strong\u003e Flexible novelty magnet\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Printed vinyl, flexible magnetic sheeting\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFinish:\u003c\/strong\u003e UV-resistant gloss coating\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMounting:\u003c\/strong\u003e Full magnetic back (ferrous metal surfaces)\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTheme:\u003c\/strong\u003e Retro pop culture parody \/ relatable humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Shady Front","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44390487883910,"sku":"HOTMESSFLEXIBLEMAG91726","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0627\/1477\/files\/HotMessFlexibleMagnet.jpg?v=1789652000","url":"https:\/\/www.theoriginalunderground.com\/products\/hot-mess-flexible-magnet","provider":"The Original Underground","version":"1.0","type":"link"}