{"product_id":"i-love-you-more-than-i-want-to-strangle-you-card","title":"I Love You More Than I Want To Strangle You Card","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Most Honest Relationship Card You'll Ever Buy\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eLove isn't always rainbows and butterflies. Sometimes, it's just resisting the urge to commit a crime. If you and your partner share a bond built on patience, forgiveness, and a healthy dose of sarcasm, this is the perfect tribute to your survival.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eThe \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"4\"\u003e\"Overall I Love You More Than I Want To Strangle You\" Greeting Card\u003c\/b\u003e cuts through the sappy romance to deliver a message of realistic affection. Featuring stunning vintage typography and gold accents on a dark background, it looks classy enough for an anniversary, even if the message admits that homicide is occasionally on the table.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003eIt’s the perfect way to say, \"You drive me crazy, but you're worth it.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy It’s a Hit:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eRelatably Real:\u003c\/b\u003e The perfect sentiment for long-term couples, spouses, or anyone who knows that \"happily ever after\" takes a lot of work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBeautiful Design:\u003c\/b\u003e The elegant, hand-lettered vintage style makes the \"strangling\" part look surprisingly charming.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVersatile:\u003c\/b\u003e Great for Valentine's Day, anniversaries, or just as a peace offering after a stupid argument.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBlank Inside:\u003c\/b\u003e The interior is completely blank, giving you space to list all the specific reasons you decided not to strangle them this year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSpecs:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOccasion:\u003c\/b\u003e Anniversary, Valentine's Day, Just Because\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eInterior:\u003c\/b\u003e Blank for your personal message\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eIncludes:\u003c\/b\u003e Card and matching envelope\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVibe:\u003c\/b\u003e Honest, Sarcastic, Romantic (in a weird way)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Shady Front","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43083619139718,"sku":"LVEUMORESTRNGLECARD12726","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0627\/1477\/files\/I-Love-You-More-Than-I-Want-to-Strangle-You_Card_1.jpg?v=1777897685","url":"https:\/\/www.theoriginalunderground.com\/products\/i-love-you-more-than-i-want-to-strangle-you-card","provider":"The Original Underground","version":"1.0","type":"link"}