{"product_id":"you-have-died-of-dysentery-bandana","title":"You Have Died of Dysentery Bandana","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"color: #FF0000;\"\u003eYou Have Died of Dysentery Bandana: Retro 8-Bit Gaming Streetwear\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePay tribute to the defining childhood gaming heartbreak of the computer lab era. The You Have Died of Dysentery Bandana gives classic pioneer bandana scrollwork a brilliant pixelated overhaul inspired by retro educational gaming. Surrounded by covered wagons navigating dangerous rivers, coiled rattlesnakes, and somber trailside graves, the design centers around the infamous prompt that halted millions of westward expeditions. It brings smart nostalgic humor to your daily carry, instantly connecting you with fellow 8-bit survivors wherever you roam.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeasuring 22 by 22 inches, each bandana is tailored from an ultra-soft silk spandex polyester blend that delivers a luxurious hand feel, generous stretch, and breathable drape. The high-definition sublimation print keeps the green, brown, and neon purple pixel art vibrant through countless wash cycles without stiffening or cracking. Fold it into an everyday headband, wear it as a neck gaiter on your morning ride, or hang it above your gaming desk as retro wall art.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"color: #FF0000;\"\u003eYou Have Died of Dysentery Bandana Specifications:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Type:\u003c\/strong\u003e Graphic novelty bandana \/ retro gamer streetwear accessory\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eArtwork Concept:\u003c\/strong\u003e Pixel art homage to The Oregon Trail featuring frontier wagons, pioneer landmarks, and \"You have died of dysentery.\" prompts\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 22\" W x 22\" H\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ultra-soft silk spandex polyester blend\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePerformance \u0026amp; Feel:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lightweight, breathable multi-way stretch with a silky smooth finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrint Quality:\u003c\/strong\u003e Full-bleed, fade-resistant all-over sublimation printing\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eVersatile Styling:\u003c\/strong\u003e Wearable as a neck kerchief, face cover, headband, wrist wrap, or wall art\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/strong\u003e Machine wash cold, tumble dry low or hang dry\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Shady Front","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44346833993862,"sku":"DIEDOFDYSENTERYBANDANA090326","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0627\/1477\/files\/You-Have-Died-of-Dysentery_Bandana_22x22_Mock.jpg?v=1788458616","url":"https:\/\/www.theoriginalunderground.com\/products\/you-have-died-of-dysentery-bandana","provider":"The Original Underground","version":"1.0","type":"link"}