Humans Aren't Alien Real Patch

Humans Aren't Real Patch: Alien Sci-Fi Embroidered Iron-On Applique

The Humans Aren't Real Patch from The Original Underground is a 2.5" x 4" die-cut embroidered iron-on applique featuring a glowing green extraterrestrial bust above dripping slime typography reading "HUMANS AREN'T REAL" on heavy-duty black twill with a merrowed border and commercial thermal backing engineered for styling denim jackets, vests, trucker caps, backpacks, and casual streetwear. Flipping classic sci-fi lore into cheeky existential humor, this vibrant pop-culture emblem lets you showcase your quirky personality wherever you travel. The electric neon green and purple threadwork catches eyes across concerts, comic conventions, and casual gatherings.

Constructed with colorfast polyester threading, this tough badge holds up against machine washing, intense sunlight, and heavy wear without unraveling. The heat-seal adhesive backing ensures a fast, dependable iron-on application or easy perimeter stitching, giving alien enthusiasts a durable decorative accessory made for years of personal expression.

Sci-Fi Alien Embroidered Patch Specifications

• Dimensions: 2.5" x 4"
• Material: Embroidered polyester on twill
• Border: Merrowed edge
• Backing: Heat-seal iron-on / sew-on
• Application: Jackets, vests, hats, and backpacks