American Psycho Check Out This Greeting Card

American Psycho "Check Out This Card" Greeting Card: Peak Yuppie Perfection

Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark. The American Psycho "Check Out This Card" Greeting Card from The Original Underground channels Wall Street's most manic, status-obsessed serial killer directly into your paper goods collection. Featuring Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman meticulously presenting his prized calling card with unhinged executive pride, this hilarious cult stationery is the ultimate flex for birthdays, career promotions, new jobs, or passive-aggressive office banter.

Forget boring drugstore greeting cards that Paul Allen wouldn't be caught dead displaying on his desk. Professionally printed on heavyweight, premium luster greeting card stock, each folded card delivers crisp photographic contrast and a clean, substantial hand feel. The interior is left completely blank, providing limitless room to draft your congratulations, quote classic thriller lines, or secure an impossible 8:00 PM reservation at Dorsia. Every card comes complete with a crisp matching mailing envelope, sealed and ready to send.

American Psycho Card Specifications:

• Product Type: Cult movie greeting card / funny pop culture stationery
• Artwork Theme: Patrick Bateman business card scene parody from American Psycho
• Dimensions: Folded 5" x 7"
• Paper Stock: Heavyweight premium luster finish greeting card stock
• Interior: Completely blank inside for personalized handwritten messages
• Included: Includes 1 matching mailing envelope
• Packaging: Sealed in a protective clear sleeve

Card Dimensions: Standard 5" x 7" - classic A7 greeting card size

Card Style: Funny greeting card with vibrant, full-color front artwork and blank interior for personalized handwritten messages

What's Included: 1 card and 1 white Kraft self-seal envelope 

Paper Stock: Premium heavyweight 14pt (100 lb) archival-quality cardstock engineered for durability and a substantial hand-feel

Exterior Finish: Satin semi-gloss coating for crisp artwork detail, sharp contrast, and rich color reproduction

Interior Finish: Smooth uncoated matte writing surface for smudge-free notes with pens, markers, or pencils

Origin: Proudly designed and printed in the USA