Collection:
All Occasion Cards
Bold Stationery for the Bold and Unconventional
Ditch the generic pharmacy aisle and send something they’ll actually want to keep with our massive collection of unusual greeting cards from The Original Underground. Whether you are looking for a cult classic birthday card featuring Beavis and Butt-Head and Seinfeld, or a dark humor holiday note like our Christmas Vacation and Ted Bundy designs, we have the perfect piece of thick paper for every misfit in your life. From "The Human Fund" donations and American Psycho tributes to sarcastic "Happy Birthday Now F--k Off" wishes, these high-quality, artist-designed cards are the ultimate way to celebrate the magnificent bastards you love (or hate the least).
3 for $13 or 5 for $20
Applies to All Greeting Cards
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Another Year Older, Huh? Don't Go Dying On Me Birthday Card
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Life Without You Would Be Especially Heinous Greeting Card
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It's Fun to Make Believe Birthday Greeting Card
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You Are Getting Old Prepare to Die Birthday Greeting Card
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Another Year Older, Huh? Don't Go Dying On Me Birthday Card
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I Choo-Choo-Choose You Greeting Card
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Beavis and Butt-Head Birthday Greeting Card
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You're Gettin' Too Old for This S--t Greeting Card
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It's Your Birthday But It Could Use More Cowbell Birthday Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday You Mothaf-cka You Birthday Greeting Card
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American Psycho Check Out This Greeting Card
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Silence of the Lambs "Gets the Hose" Greeting Card
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Sesame Street "You're Old" Birthday Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday You Magnificent Bastard Greeting Card
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Well, It's Your Birthday. Again. Greeting Card
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Jim Jones Birthday Greeting Card
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A Donation Has Been Made to the Human Fund Birthday Greeting Card
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Jeffrey Dahmer "I Chews You" Greeting Card
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I Hate You the Least Greeting Card
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Another Transit Around Your Local Star Birthday Greeting Card
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Here's a Card and Some Cash Greeting Card
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As Is Tradition Here is a Thick Piece of Paper Greeting Card
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Tyrone Biggums Birthday Greeting Card
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A Little Birdy Told Me It's Your Birthday Greeting Card
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The Word of the Day is Birthday Greeting Card
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Thank You For Being a Friend Greeting Card
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David Hasselhoff Birthday Greeting Card
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Christmas Vacation "When Santa Squeezes" Greeting Card
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Gacy "Pogo the Clown" Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday Now F--k Off Greeting Card
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Nelson "Ha Ha You're Old" Birthday Greeting Card
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Stevie Wonder "Couldn't See You" Christmas Greeting Card
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Birthdays Were Invented by Hallmark Greeting Card
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Ted Bundy Christmas Greeting Card
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Congratulations Mother F--ker Greeting Card
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Wednesday Addams Birthday Greeting Card
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Leatherface "Love Your Face" Greeting Card
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Our Story
Welcome to THE ORIGINAL UNDERGROUND—where creativity meets mayhem. We aren't here to follow trends; we’re here to smash them into a million pieces. Our store is a celebration of the bold, the weird, the rebellious, and the raw. While we love a good graphic tee, we are so much more than a clothing brand. We are a lifestyle for the misfits, the creeps, the loudmouths, and the anti-everythings.
Purveyors of Punk, Horror, and Cult Cinema
We know culture, but we live for counterculture. Our shelves are stocked with original designs inspired by punk roots, horror guts, and the obscure corners of cult cinema. We create the stuff that lives in the back of your closet and the front of your brain—unapologetically unique gear for people who know exactly who they are.
