You Ain't Getting Sh-t Christmas Card

You Ain't Getting Sh--t Christmas Card: Funny Vintage Santa Holiday Stationery

The You Ain't Getting Sh--t Christmas Card is a 5" x 7" folded holiday greeting card printed on professional luster paper stock. It showcases a classic mid-century illustrated Santa Claus giving a sly wink, contrasted with bold festive typography that bluntly announces: "You ain't gettin' sh--t." Built to replace stale, sappy supermarket greetings, this cheeky stationery delivers unapologetic holiday sarcasm for close friends, siblings, and coworkers who landed squarely on the naughty list this year.

Manufactured on heavyweight greeting card stock, the cover highlights rich reds and warm vintage tones with a smooth, smudge-resistant finish. The interior is left entirely blank, providing ample space to write personalized messages, roasts, or enclose cash and gift cards. Complete with a matching mailing envelope, this holiday card props cleanly on mantels, desks, and shelves for display.

You Ain't Getting Sh--t Christmas Card Specifications:

• Dimensions: 5" x 7" (folded)
• Product Type: Folded greeting card
• Material: Heavyweight luster cardstock
• Interior: Blank
• Included: Matching envelope
• Design: Retro Santa illustration with "You ain't gettin' sh--t" text
• Theme: Holiday / humor

Card Dimensions: Standard 5" x 7" - classic A7 greeting card size

Card Style: Funny greeting card with vibrant, full-color front artwork and blank interior for personalized handwritten messages

What's Included: 1 card and 1 white Kraft self-seal envelope 

Paper Stock: Premium heavyweight 14pt (100 lb) archival-quality cardstock engineered for durability and a substantial hand-feel

Exterior Finish: Satin semi-gloss coating for crisp artwork detail, sharp contrast, and rich color reproduction

Interior Finish: Smooth uncoated matte writing surface for smudge-free notes with pens, markers, or pencils

Origin: Proudly designed and printed in the USA