You Are Truly an Inspiration Birthday Card
Product Description
Product Description
You Are Truly an Inspiration Birthday Card: Celebrating Peak Immaturity
Aging is completely mandatory, but growing up is strictly optional. The You Are Truly an Inspiration Birthday Card from The Original Underground serves up a wonderfully backhanded tribute disguised in elegant, vintage luxury. Featuring ornate classic borders framing the ultimate sarcastic reality check—"CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING A YEAR OLDER AND STILL MAINTAINING SUCH A LOW LEVEL OF MATURITY. YOU ARE TRULY AN INSPIRATION"—this funny birthday card is the undisputed champion for roasting aging best friends, brothers, coworkers, and partners who refuse to act their age.
Skip the insincere, mass-produced drugstore cards that get tossed in the trash five minutes after the cake is cut. Each 5x7 inch folded card is professionally printed on heavyweight, premium luster greeting card stock that delivers rich contrast and a substantial, upscale tactile feel. The interior is kept completely blank, providing endless open space to pen your heartfelt birthday wishes, recount their most embarrassing childish antics, or double down on the teasing. Every card includes a crisp matching mailing envelope, packaged and ready to send.
Birthday Card Specifications:
- Product Type: Sarcastic birthday greeting card / funny adult milestone card
- Artwork Theme: Elegant vintage plaque framing witty low-maturity roast text
- Dimensions: Folded 5" x 7"
- Paper Stock: Heavyweight premium luster finish greeting card stock
- Interior: Completely blank inside for personalized handwritten messages
- Included: Includes 1 matching mailing envelope
- Packaging: Sealed in a protective clear sleeve
Greeting Card Specifications
Greeting Card Specifications
Card Dimensions: Standard 5" x 7" - classic A7 greeting card size
Card Style: Funny greeting card with vibrant, full-color front artwork and blank interior for personalized handwritten messages
What's Included: 1 card and 1 white Kraft self-seal envelope
Paper Stock: Premium heavyweight 14pt (100 lb) archival-quality cardstock engineered for durability and a substantial hand-feel
Exterior Finish: Satin semi-gloss coating for crisp artwork detail, sharp contrast, and rich color reproduction
Interior Finish: Smooth uncoated matte writing surface for smudge-free notes with pens, markers, or pencils
Origin: Proudly designed and printed in the USA
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