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Applies to All Greeting Cards
Life Without You Would Be Especially Heinous Greeting Card
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You're Gettin' Too Old for This S--t Greeting Card
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American Psycho Check Out This Greeting Card
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Silence of the Lambs "Gets the Hose" Greeting Card
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Jeffrey Dahmer "I Chews You" Greeting Card
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I Hate You the Least Greeting Card
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Here's a Card and Some Cash Greeting Card
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As Is Tradition Here is a Thick Piece of Paper Greeting Card
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Thank You For Being a Friend Greeting Card
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Birthdays Were Invented by Hallmark Greeting Card
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Leatherface "Love Your Face" Greeting Card
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You Are the Trash Greeting Card
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Congratulations Mother F--ker Greeting Card
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Unabomber "You're the Bomb" Greeting Card
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My Love For You is Neverending Greeting Card
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Lebowski "Cheers to You Dude" Greeting Card
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What's in the Box?! Greeting Card
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Owen Wilson "Wow" Greeting Card
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Saint Danny "Blessings" Greeting Card
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Ooh Yeah Greeting Card
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Star Wars "I Know" Greeting Card
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Your Chariot Awaits Birthday Greeting Card
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Jaws "Have a Killer Day" Greeting Card
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Stay Classy Greeting Card
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I Love You to Pieces Greeting Card
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Beastie Boys "Fight for Your Right" Greeting Card
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Did We Just Become Best Friends? Greeting Card
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Spaceballs The Greeting Card
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Batman "Here to Save You" Greeting Card
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You Are Truly an Inspiration Greeting Card
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This Card Confirms I Remembered Your Birthday Greeting Card
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I Secretly Root Against Your Sports Team Greeting Card
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No You Grow Up Birthday Card
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Sending You Love Because Wow Greeting Card
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Sorry, This Card is Late Because of Who I Am Greeting Card
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Be Nicer to Yourself You Dumb B-tch Needlepoint Greeting Card
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Our Story
Welcome to THE ORIGINAL UNDERGROUND—where creativity meets mayhem. We aren't here to follow trends; we’re here to smash them into a million pieces. Our store is a celebration of the bold, the weird, the rebellious, and the raw. While we love a good graphic tee, we are so much more than a clothing brand. We are a lifestyle for the misfits, the creeps, the loudmouths, and the anti-everythings.
Purveyors of Punk, Horror, and Cult Cinema
We know culture, but we live for counterculture. Our shelves are stocked with original designs inspired by punk roots, horror guts, and the obscure corners of cult cinema. We create the stuff that lives in the back of your closet and the front of your brain—unapologetically unique gear for people who know exactly who they are.

