Life Without You Would Be Especially Heinous Greeting Card
Product Description
Product Description
Life Without You Would Be Especially Heinous Card: True Love, SVU Style
In the criminal justice system, romance-based offenses are considered especially heinous—dun-dun. The Life Without You Would Be Especially Heinous Greeting Card from The Original Underground pairs television’s most iconic detective duo, Olivia Benson and Elliot Stabler, with the ultimate testament of devotion. Whether you are celebrating an anniversary, Valentine's Day, or simply reminding your favorite partner-in-crime that existing without them would be an absolute tragedy, this witty card guarantees an immediate confession of love.
Skip the mushy, mass-produced drugstore cards that belong in an evidence locker. Each 5x7 inch folded card is professionally printed on heavyweight, premium luster greeting card stock that makes Detective Stabler’s intense stare and Captain Benson’s fierce poise pop with razor-sharp detail. Kept completely blank inside, it leaves unlimited room to write sweet sentiments, playful interrogations, or your personal alibi. Every card includes a crisp matching mailing envelope, packaged and ready to send.
Law & Order SVU Card Specifications:
- Product Type: Romantic pop culture greeting card / funny anniversary card
- Artwork Theme: Law & Order: Special Victims Unit parody featuring detectives Benson and Stabler with "LIFE WITHOUT YOU WOULD BE ESPECIALLY HEINOUS" text
- Dimensions: Folded 5" x 7"
- Paper Stock: Heavyweight premium luster finish greeting card stock
- Interior: Completely blank inside for personalized handwritten messages
- Included: Includes 1 matching mailing envelope
- Packaging: Sealed in a protective clear sleeve
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