Your Chariot Awaits Birthday Greeting Card
Product Description
Product Description
Your Chariot Awaits Birthday Greeting Card: Ruthless Aging Humor
Luxury transportation looks a little different after a certain mileage. The "Your Chariot Awaits" Birthday Card skips the fake compliments about aging gracefully and hands over the keys to their real future: an aluminum walker tricked out with regulation tennis balls. Set against a vintage textured background, this ruthless greeting welcomes your favorite aging friend, parent, or coworker to the era of early bird specials, joint pain forecasts, and prime parking spots.
Printed on durable heavyweight cardstock, the cover delivers crisp, deadpan illustration work designed to stand out on the mantle long after the cake is gone. The inside is left completely blank, providing unrestricted space to recommend orthopedic footwear, plan their retirement home tour, or remind them that getting old beats the alternative. Each card includes a matching white envelope, ready to slide across the table or drop in the mail to celebrate their inevitable physical decline.
Your Chariot Awaits Birthday Greeting Card Specifications:
- Dimensions: 5" x 7" (folded)
- Material: Heavyweight cardstock
- Interior: Blank
- Inclusions: Matching white mailing envelope
- Print: Full-color exterior
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