You Are the Sh-t Greeting Card
Product Description
Product Description
You Are the Sh--t Greeting Card: Funny Cat Litter Box Stationery
The You Are the Sh--t Greeting Card is an approximately 5" by 7" folded stationery card printed on heavy cardstock, designed to send personalized handwritten messages while delivering an unforgettable compliment. Channeling charming mid-century children's book art, this cheeky illustration features a joyful tabby cat stepping proudly out of a litter box against retro diner-tiled floors and atomic starburst decor. Crowned with decorative flourishes and the bold vintage headline "YOU ARE THE SH--T," this design delivers the ultimate compliment disguised as silly feline potty humor. Perfect for birthdays, major promotions, friendship cheer, or showing fellow cat owners genuine appreciation, this cheeky card guarantees huge laughs.
Crafted from durable, premium heavyweight paper stock, the exterior showcases vibrant, fade-resistant color while the uncoated interior provides a smooth, smudge-free writing surface for pens and markers. Blank inside for custom messages, each card includes a matching protective envelope ready for effortless gifting or mailing.
Funny Cat Greeting Card Specifications
- Dimensions: 5" x 7" (folded)
- Material: Premium heavyweight cardstock
- Finish: Satin-finish full-color exterior with an uncoated, easy-to-write interior
- Design: Retro mid-century illustrated tabby cat with litter box and "YOU ARE THE SH--T" banner
- Interior: Blank inside for personalized handwritten notes
- Packaging: Includes matching protective mailing envelope
- Occasions: Birthdays, congratulations, thank-you notes, friendship, and just because
Greeting Card Specifications
Greeting Card Specifications
Card Dimensions: Standard 5" x 7" - classic A7 greeting card size
Card Style: Funny greeting card with vibrant, full-color front artwork and blank interior for personalized handwritten messages
What's Included: 1 card and 1 white Kraft self-seal envelope
Paper Stock: Premium heavyweight 14pt (100 lb) archival-quality cardstock engineered for durability and a substantial hand-feel
Exterior Finish: Satin semi-gloss coating for crisp artwork detail, sharp contrast, and rich color reproduction
Interior Finish: Smooth uncoated matte writing surface for smudge-free notes with pens, markers, or pencils
Origin: Proudly designed and printed in the USA
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