What's Up B-tches Christmas Card

What's Up B--ches Christmas Card: Funny & Rude Holiday Card

Subtle winter greetings and wholesome snow-covered cottage scenes do nothing for friends who appreciate zero filter during the holiday season. The "What's Up B--ches" Christmas Greeting Card serves as the premier funny holiday card and sarcastic gag gift for cynical coworkers, wild friend groups, and anyone sick of cookie-cutter cheer. Featuring a vintage storybook Santa Claus casually surfing down a snowy slope atop his wooden sleigh with unbothered swagger, this irreverent holiday card delivers unmatched chaotic energy to your annual card exchange.

A legendary selection for secret Santa exchanges, white elephant parties, or displaying prominently on the holiday mantel, this offensive Christmas card guarantees laughs before the wrapping paper even tears. Professionally printed on premium 5x7 heavyweight luster cardstock, it delivers rich vintage color reproduction and crisp durability. The interior is completely blank, offering ample space to personalize your seasonal roast, recap the year's bad decisions, or deliver warm holiday wishes. Includes a matching white envelope.

What's Up B--ches Christmas Card Specifications:

• Dimensions: 5" x 7" (folded)
• Material: Heavyweight luster cardstock
• Interior: Blank
• Inclusions: Matching white mailing envelope
• Print: Full-color exterior

Card Dimensions: Standard 5" x 7" - classic A7 greeting card size

Card Style: Funny greeting card with vibrant, full-color front artwork and blank interior for personalized handwritten messages

What's Included: 1 card and 1 white Kraft self-seal envelope 

Paper Stock: Premium heavyweight 14pt (100 lb) archival-quality cardstock engineered for durability and a substantial hand-feel

Exterior Finish: Satin semi-gloss coating for crisp artwork detail, sharp contrast, and rich color reproduction

Interior Finish: Smooth uncoated matte writing surface for smudge-free notes with pens, markers, or pencils

Origin: Proudly designed and printed in the USA