Once Upon a Time You Were Born Birthday Card

Once Upon a Time You Were Born Birthday Card: Wholesale Retro Stationery

Boost your retail gift stationery margins and drive high-value impulse sales at checkout with the premium wholesale Once Upon a Time You Were Born Birthday Card from Shady Front. Perfectly optimized for independent paperie boutique owners, novelty gift shops, and comedic stationery distributors, this hilarious milestone greeting card capitalizes on the consistent universal demand for witty aging humor. It serves as a highly visible point-of-purchase display rack draw that instantly commands retail customer attention, providing shoppers with a charming, clever option for celebrating friends, family members, or colleagues navigating another year with playful comedic flair.

The card front showcases an intricately detailed, medieval illuminated manuscript style layout set beautifully against a heavily distressed antique cream parchment background. Embellished with elegant gold, red, green, and blue floral scroll borders, the striking design features an ornate decorative initial capital letter framing the text. The stylized typography delivers its funny message: "Once Upon a Time, A Really, Really Long Time Ago (Like When Jesus Was Around, or During Dinosaur Times, or Something) You Were Born." Printed on durable, heavy cardstock with a clean fold framework, this premium novelty item ensures an outstanding shelf presence that sparks rapid product turnover and frequent retail bulk reorders.

Once Upon a Time You Were Born Birthday Card Specifications

• Product Type: Wholesale Humorous Birthday Card
• Material Construction: Premium Heavyweight Cardstock Stock
• Design Features: Medieval Illuminated Manuscript Aesthetic, Intricate Floral Borders & Blank Interior
• Included Elements: Matching Envelope & Clean Fold Structure
• Target Retailers: Gift Shops, Stationery Boutiques, Checkout Counter Displays

Card Dimensions: Standard 5" x 7" - classic A7 greeting card size

Card Style: Funny greeting card with vibrant, full-color front artwork and blank interior for personalized handwritten messages

What's Included: 1 card and 1 white Kraft self-seal envelope 

Paper Stock: Premium heavyweight 14pt (100 lb) archival-quality cardstock engineered for durability and a substantial hand-feel

Exterior Finish: Satin semi-gloss coating for crisp artwork detail, sharp contrast, and rich color reproduction

Interior Finish: Smooth uncoated matte writing surface for smudge-free notes with pens, markers, or pencils

Origin: Proudly designed and printed in the USA