An Entire Day All About You Birthday Card
Product Description
Product Description
An Entire Day All About You Birthday Greeting Card: Sarcastic Novelty Birthday Card
Roast the guest of honor with unmatched deadpan sarcasm using the An Entire Day All About You Birthday Greeting Card. Ditching saccharine drugstore sentiments for brutal comedic honesty, this hilarious novelty card showcases a festive shower of celebratory confetti contrasted against bold, unapologetic typography calling out their spotlight-stealing behavior. It delivers the ultimate affectionate reality check for best friends, siblings, partners, and irreverent coworkers who demand the world revolve around them on their special day.
Ditch mass-produced greeting card lameness for premium stationery that demands pride of place on the mantel. Professionally printed on heavy-weight, high-quality luster greeting card stock, each card measures 5" x 7" folded and includes a crisp matching mailing envelope ready for gifting. The spacious interior is left completely blank, giving you plenty of room to write a heartfelt handwritten message, share favorite memories, or double down on roasting their inflated birthday ego.
Sarcastic Novelty Birthday Card Specifications:
- Dimensions: 5" x 7" folded
- Paper Stock: Premium high-quality luster greeting card stock
- Interior: Blank inside for personalized handwritten messages
- Envelope: Matching mailing envelope included
- Design: Festive confetti backdrop with sarcastic "ALL ABOUT YOU / YOU SELFISH A--HOLE" typography
- Application: Birthdays, milestone parties, roast gifts, friends, siblings, and coworker humor
Greeting Card Specifications
Greeting Card Specifications
Card Dimensions: Standard 5" x 7" - classic A7 greeting card size
Card Style: Funny greeting card with vibrant, full-color front artwork and blank interior for personalized handwritten messages
What's Included: 1 card and 1 white Kraft self-seal envelope
Paper Stock: Premium heavyweight 14pt (100 lb) archival-quality cardstock engineered for durability and a substantial hand-feel
Exterior Finish: Satin semi-gloss coating for crisp artwork detail, sharp contrast, and rich color reproduction
Interior Finish: Smooth uncoated matte writing surface for smudge-free notes with pens, markers, or pencils
Origin: Proudly designed and printed in the USA
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