Bullsh-t Levels Extreme Today Card

The Forecast for Today: Absolutely Unbelievable

Some days, the nonsense in the air is just... elevated. We’ve all had those days where you just want to hike into the woods and never come back.

The "Bullsh-t Levels Extreme Today" Card captures that exact feeling with a majestic, vintage National Park poster aesthetic. It features a serene mountain landscape and a hiker pausing to read a trail sign that delivers the bad news: it’s going to be a rough one out there.

Why You Need It:

• Work Bestie Essential: The absolute perfect card to slide onto your favorite coworker's desk when the meeting could have been an email.

• Vintage Cool: The WPA-style art is genuinely beautiful, making the profane joke even funnier by contrast.

• Universal Truth: Whether it’s for a bad day at the office or just life in general, everyone relates to this sign.

Specs:

• Size: 5" x 7" (Standard A7)

• Interior: Blank (for your own rant)

• Envelope: Included

Card Dimensions: Standard 5" x 7" - classic A7 greeting card size

Card Style: Funny greeting card with vibrant, full-color front artwork and blank interior for personalized handwritten messages

What's Included: 1 card and 1 white Kraft self-seal envelope 

Paper Stock: Premium heavyweight 14pt (100 lb) archival-quality cardstock engineered for durability and a substantial hand-feel

Exterior Finish: Satin semi-gloss coating for crisp artwork detail, sharp contrast, and rich color reproduction

Interior Finish: Smooth uncoated matte writing surface for smudge-free notes with pens, markers, or pencils

Origin: Proudly designed and printed in the USA