Cats Don't Care About Christmas Greeting Card

Cats Don't Care About Christmas Greeting Card: Funny Vintage Holiday Stationery

You see these cats? They don't give a f--k about your Christmas! Though to be completely fair, they are definitely going to be very interested in knocking over that decorated tree. Subverting charming mid-century holiday postcards with pure, unadulterated feline apathy, the Cats Don't Care About Christmas Greeting Card features two adorably fluffy kittens tucked into a festive winter boot alongside holly and candy canes, paired with a delightfully blunt reality check. It is the ultimate antidote to cookie-cutter holiday cheer for cat parents, cynical friends, and exhausted coworkers.

Don't bore your circle with generic, mass-produced store-bought lameness. Measuring 5" x 7", each card is professionally printed on premium heavyweight luster greeting card stock to ensure rich color depth and crisp vintage illustration detail. Completely blank inside so you can write your own personalized holiday greetings, roasts, or heartfelt notes, every card comes paired with a matching mailing envelope ready to stand out as the undisputed favorite on the mantel.

Funny Cat Novelty Christmas Greeting Card Specifications

• Dimensions: 5" x 7" folded card size
• Paper Stock: High-quality heavyweight luster greeting card stock
• Interior: Completely blank inside for personalized messages and custom notes
• Packaging: Includes matching paper mailing envelope
• Design: Retro mid-century kittens in Santa boot with funny anti-holiday quote
• Finish: Rich luster finish with vibrant festive red saturation and crisp detail
• Application: Holiday greetings, white elephant gift exchanges, cat lovers, and coworker cards

Card Dimensions: Standard 5" x 7" - classic A7 greeting card size

Card Style: Funny greeting card with vibrant, full-color front artwork and blank interior for personalized handwritten messages

What's Included: 1 card and 1 white Kraft self-seal envelope 

Paper Stock: Premium heavyweight 14pt (100 lb) archival-quality cardstock engineered for durability and a substantial hand-feel

Exterior Finish: Satin semi-gloss coating for crisp artwork detail, sharp contrast, and rich color reproduction

Interior Finish: Smooth uncoated matte writing surface for smudge-free notes with pens, markers, or pencils

Origin: Proudly designed and printed in the USA