Merry Christmas Sh-tter Was Full Greeting Card

Merry Christmas Sh-tter Was Full Card: Funny Holiday Movie Pop Culture Stationery

What better excuse could you possibly offer for rolling up late to the family Christmas gathering? Deliver timeless holiday comedy and unhinged cinematic cheer with the Merry Christmas Sh-tter Was Full Greeting Card. Paying tribute to everyone's favorite eccentric in-law, Cousin Eddie, this classic design captures the iconic curbside moment complete with a morning robe, winter trapper hat, cigar, and the unforgettable seasonal greeting: "MERRY CHRISTMAS! SH--TTER WAS FULL!" Perfect for holiday movie marathon fans, sarcastic coworkers, and chaotic relatives, it delivers guaranteed belly laughs to anyone who values cult comedy over cheesy sentimental cards.

Skip generic, mass-produced drugstore lameness in favor of an iconic holiday tribute guaranteed to claim prime real estate on the mantel. Sized at standard 5" x 7", each card is professionally printed on premium heavyweight luster cardstock for rich visual contrast, crisp details, and a high-quality finish. The interior is left completely blank so you can personalize your holiday greetings, playful party excuses, or seasonal roasts, and every card includes a matching white mailing envelope ready for gifting.

Funny Christmas Vacation Greeting Card & Holiday Stationery Specifications

• Dimensions: 5" x 7" folded
• Stock: Heavyweight luster cardstock
• Interior: Blank for personalized handwritten messages
• Includes: Matching mailing envelope
• Occasion: Christmas parties, comedy movie fans, White Elephant exchanges, funny family roasts

Card Dimensions: Standard 5" x 7" - classic A7 greeting card size

Card Style: Funny greeting card with vibrant, full-color front artwork and blank interior for personalized handwritten messages

What's Included: 1 card and 1 white Kraft self-seal envelope 

Paper Stock: Premium heavyweight 14pt (100 lb) archival-quality cardstock engineered for durability and a substantial hand-feel

Exterior Finish: Satin semi-gloss coating for crisp artwork detail, sharp contrast, and rich color reproduction

Interior Finish: Smooth uncoated matte writing surface for smudge-free notes with pens, markers, or pencils

Origin: Proudly designed and printed in the USA