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Favorite Little Badass Card: Funny Pun Birthday & Occasion Greeting Card

Handing a sappy, sentimental birthday card to someone who runs entirely on stubborn grit and attitude is an insult to their reputation. The "To My Favorite Little Badass" Birthday Greeting Card delivers the ultimate funny birthday gift and affectionate roast for feisty best friends, resilient coworkers, and punchy siblings. Starring a solemn miniature donkey sporting a festive cone party hat amidst celebratory balloons and cake, this vintage storybook parody turns a literal little ass into an iconic tribute to their relentless spirit.

An unforgettable standout on any fireplace mantel or office desk, this novelty animal pun card refuses to blend in with boring drugstore stationery. Professionally printed on premium 5x7 heavyweight luster cardstock, it provides rich, warm vintage color tones and a sturdy, substantial hand-feel. The interior is completely blank, giving you all the room you need to write a heartfelt compliment, roast their short temper, or tuck in cash. Each card comes with a matching white mailing envelope.

Favorite Little Badass Greeting Card Specifications:

• Dimensions: 5" x 7" (folded)
• Material: Heavyweight luster cardstock
• Interior: Blank
• Inclusions: Matching white mailing envelope
• Print: Full-color exterior

Card Dimensions: Standard 5" x 7" - classic A7 greeting card size

Card Style: Funny greeting card with vibrant, full-color front artwork and blank interior for personalized handwritten messages

What's Included: 1 card and 1 white Kraft self-seal envelope 

Paper Stock: Premium heavyweight 14pt (100 lb) archival-quality cardstock engineered for durability and a substantial hand-feel

Exterior Finish: Satin semi-gloss coating for crisp artwork detail, sharp contrast, and rich color reproduction

Interior Finish: Smooth uncoated matte writing surface for smudge-free notes with pens, markers, or pencils

Origin: Proudly designed and printed in the USA