The "Thinking of You" Card for People Who Hate Feelings
Sometimes bad things happen to good people, and you want to support them... but you are also terrible at expressing human emotions. Whether a friend is sick, going through a bad breakup, or just having the worst week of their life, this is the card that cuts through the fluff.
The "I'm Not Great at Nice Cards" Greeting Card is the ultimate multi-purpose tool for the emotionally constipated. Featuring stylish, vintage typography that looks like a classic broadside, it delivers a message that is both aggressively supportive and hilariously awkward: "So, like, Unf--k You or something."
It’s the perfect way to say, "I hope things get better," without having to actually say those words.
Why It’s a Hit:
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Universally Applicable: Works as a funny Get Well Soon card, a breakup sympathy card, an apology, or just a random "cheer up" note.
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Classy Design: The old-school typography and dark background give it a sophisticated look, even if the message is decidedly unrefined.
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Honest Sentiment: Perfect for best friends and siblings who prefer sarcasm over sappy poetry.
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Blank Inside: Plenty of space for you to try (and fail) to write something nicer inside.
Specs:
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Occasion: Get Well Soon, Sympathy, Apology, Just Because
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Interior: Blank for your personal message
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Includes: Card and matching envelope
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Vibe: Awkward, Sarcastic, Supportive
