Killdozer Tread on Them T-Shirt

Sometimes Reasonable Men Do Unreasonable Things

Marvin Heemeyer might not have been the best at negotiating zoning disputes, but he sure knew how to armor a Komatsu D355A bulldozer. The Killdozer Tread on Them T-Shirt is a tribute to the ultimate DIY project and the unofficial saint of "being pushed too far."

This tee features a gritty, Gadsden-flag style parody that replaces the snake with the iconic concrete-reinforced bulldozer. It's a reminder that sometimes you have to build your own tank to make a point (though we recommend just wearing the shirt instead).

Why You'll Love It:

• Internet Legend: A deep-cut reference to the 2004 Granby, Colorado event that has become a folktale of the internet age.

• Gadsden Parody: A clever twist on the "Don't Tread On Me" slogan that flips the script—because a 60-ton bulldozer does the treading.

• Premium Comfort: Printed on pre-shrunk ring-spun cotton that feels soft and broken-in right out of the package. It fits like a standard band tee—relaxed shoulders, straight sides, and no boxy stiffness.

Specs:

• Material: 100% Pre-Shrunk Ring-Spun Cotton

• Fit: Standard "Band Tee" Fit (Relaxed shoulders/waist)

• Design: Killdozer "Tread on Them" Gadsden Parody