Merry Krampus You Naughty Brat Greeting Card

Merry Krampus You Naughty Brat Card: Funny Dark Folklore Holiday Stationery

Some people deserve far more than a simple lump of coal, and that is precisely why Krampus has arrived to guide them safely to the wambulance. Inspired by antique European folklore postcards, the Merry Krampus You Naughty Brat Greeting Card features the iconic horned beast in his hooded red robe clutching birch switches, disciplining mischievous children beneath the bold retro greeting: "Merry Krampus, You Naughty Brat." Perfect for cheeky siblings, unruly friends, and sarcastic coworkers, it brings delightfully dark comedic cheer to anyone proudly occupying the permanent naughty list.

Skip generic, mass-produced drugstore cards in favor of a darkly hilarious holiday tradition guaranteed to claim prime real estate on the mantel. Measuring standard 5" x 7", each card is professionally printed on premium heavyweight luster cardstock for rich vintage color depth and a crisp, high-quality finish. The interior is left completely blank so you can personalize your seasonal greetings, playful warnings, or festive roasts, and every card includes a matching white mailing envelope ready for gifting.

Vintage Krampus Holiday Card & Funny Christmas Stationery Specifications

• Dimensions: 5" x 7" folded
• Stock: Heavyweight luster cardstock
• Interior: Blank for personalized handwritten messages
• Includes: Matching mailing envelope
• Occasion: Krampusnacht, alternative Christmas, holiday roasts, White Elephant gifts

Card Dimensions: Standard 5" x 7" - classic A7 greeting card size

Card Style: Funny greeting card with vibrant, full-color front artwork and blank interior for personalized handwritten messages

What's Included: 1 card and 1 white Kraft self-seal envelope 

Paper Stock: Premium heavyweight 14pt (100 lb) archival-quality cardstock engineered for durability and a substantial hand-feel

Exterior Finish: Satin semi-gloss coating for crisp artwork detail, sharp contrast, and rich color reproduction

Interior Finish: Smooth uncoated matte writing surface for smudge-free notes with pens, markers, or pencils

Origin: Proudly designed and printed in the USA