Ted Bundy Christmas Card

Ted Bundy Christmas Greeting Card: Morbid True Crime Holiday Humor

Forget sugar cookies and forced seasonal warmth—some holidays call for pure, unadulterated shock value. The Ted Bundy "Your Gift Is in the Trunk" Christmas Card flips festive cheer into pitch-black absurdity. Featuring the notorious true-crime figure donning a jaunty Santa hat, this deadpan design trades traditional holiday sentimentality for twisted dark comedy. It is the ultimate season's greeting for true-crime junkies, morbid podcast obsessives, and friends who prefer sinister laughs over generic winter wonderland clichés.

Printed on rigid, heavyweight luster stock, the high-contrast cover is guaranteed to stand out among the boring family photo cards on the mantle. The interior is left completely blank, giving you full control to pen your own unhinged holiday greetings or remind them to keep the car doors locked. Each card includes a matching white mailing envelope, ready to deliver macabre holiday spirit straight to their mailbox.

Ted Bundy Christmas Card Specifications:

• Dimensions: 5" x 7" (folded)
• Material: Heavyweight luster cardstock
• Interior: Blank
• Inclusions: Matching white mailing envelope
• Print: Full-color exterior

Card Dimensions: Standard 5" x 7" - classic A7 greeting card size

Card Style: Funny greeting card with vibrant, full-color front artwork and blank interior for personalized handwritten messages

What's Included: 1 card and 1 white Kraft self-seal envelope 

Paper Stock: Premium heavyweight 14pt (100 lb) archival-quality cardstock engineered for durability and a substantial hand-feel

Exterior Finish: Satin semi-gloss coating for crisp artwork detail, sharp contrast, and rich color reproduction

Interior Finish: Smooth uncoated matte writing surface for smudge-free notes with pens, markers, or pencils

Origin: Proudly designed and printed in the USA