You're In My Inappropriate Thoughts Card

Spice Up the Card Rack

Forget the poetry. Tell them what you're really thinking.

The "You're In My Inappropriate Thoughts" Card is a pitch-perfect parody of those cheesy romance novel covers we all secretly love. Featuring a smoldering guy with reading glasses and a backdrop of hearts, it’s a funny, flirty way to initiate a "study session."

Why You Need It:

• Guilty Pleasure: Captures the "trashy romance novel" vibe perfectly.

• Direct Message: It’s sexy without being too serious.

• Date Night Essential: Perfect for Valentine's Day, anniversaries, or a random Tuesday.

Specs:

• Size: 5" x 7" (Standard A7)

• Interior: Blank (get creative)

• Envelope: Included

Card Dimensions: Standard 5" x 7" - classic A7 greeting card size

Card Style: Funny greeting card with vibrant, full-color front artwork and blank interior for personalized handwritten messages

What's Included: 1 card and 1 white Kraft self-seal envelope 

Paper Stock: Premium heavyweight 14pt (100 lb) archival-quality cardstock engineered for durability and a substantial hand-feel

Exterior Finish: Satin semi-gloss coating for crisp artwork detail, sharp contrast, and rich color reproduction

Interior Finish: Smooth uncoated matte writing surface for smudge-free notes with pens, markers, or pencils

Origin: Proudly designed and printed in the USA