Dethklok Birthday Card

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Did she scream? Did she cry?
Only those that are born are the ones that get to die.
One more year closer to dying.
Rotting organs ripping grinding.
Biological discordance.
Birthday equals self abhorrence.

Don't bore your loved ones and co-workers with some store-bought mass-produced lameness. These cards are professionally printed on high quality luster greeting card stock and are sure to be the most unique card on the mantel. Each card measures 8.5 inches tall by 5.5 inches wide and are blank inside so that you can truly personalize your message. Every card comes with a matching envelope.


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