Take Full Responsibility for Your Bad Mood
Look, if your day is going to go down in flames, you should be the one holding the matches.
The "Don't Ever Let Anyone Ruin Your Day" Card offers a powerful message of independence wrapped in a cozy package. Designed to look exactly like a vintage cross-stitch sampler from Grandma's house, it starts with sweet advice before hitting you with the cold, hard truth: "It's Your Day. Ruin It Yourself.".
Why You Need It:
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Ultimate Empowerment: Finally, a motivational quote that acknowledges your self-sabotaging tendencies.
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Deceptive Design: The realistic printed texture looks just like fabric and thread, adding a touch of "Grandmacore" class to your cynicism.
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Best Friend Bait: The perfect card to send to that one friend who is the architect of their own problems (we all have one).
Specs:
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Size: 5" x 7" (Standard A7)
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Interior: Blank (for your own manifesto)
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Envelope: Included
