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Life Without You Would Be Especially Heinous Greeting Card - Shady Front

Collection: Love Cards Collection

Bold Greeting Cards for Those You Hate the Least

Ditch the sappy sentimentality and celebrate your connection with our collection of dark humor love cards from The Original Underground. Perfect for those who prefer a bit of grit with their romance, our selection features everything from horror movie tributes like Leatherface’s "Love Your Face" and The Exorcist "You Make My Head Spin" to infamous cult references like Jeffrey Dahmer "I Chews You" and the Unabomber "You’re the Bomb." Whether you’re looking for a witty Star Wars "I Know" card or a blunt "Be Nicer to Yourself You Dumb B--tch" needlepoint design, these high-quality, artist-driven greeting cards are the ultimate way to show your partner, crush, or best friend that your love is as unique and unapologetic as they are.

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Happy Festivus Card - The Original Underground

Happy Festivus Greeting Card

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Another Year Older, Huh? Don't Go Dying On Me Birthday Card

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Lebowski "Cheers to You Dude" Card - The Original Underground

Lebowski "Cheers to You Dude" Greeting Card

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Life Without You Would Be Especially Heinous Greeting Card - Shady Front

Life Without You Would Be Especially Heinous Greeting Card

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I Choo-Choo-Choose You Greeting Card - Shady Front

I Choo-Choo-Choose You Greeting Card

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Jeffrey Dahmer "I Chews You" Card - Shady Front

Jeffrey Dahmer "I Chews You" Greeting Card

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I Hate You the Least Greeting Card - Shady Front

I Hate You the Least Greeting Card

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Leatherface "Love Your Face" Greeting Card - Shady Front

Leatherface "Love Your Face" Greeting Card

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You Are the Trash Greeting Card - Shady Front

You Are the Trash Greeting Card

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Unabomber "You're the Bomb" Greeting Card - Shady Front

Unabomber "You're the Bomb" Greeting Card

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My Love For You is Neverending Greeting Card - Shady Front

My Love For You is Neverending Greeting Card

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Frankenstein "Made for Each Other" Card - The Original Underground

Frankenstein "Made for Each Other" Greeting Card

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Star Wars "I Know" Greeting Card - Shady Front / Wholesale Prints, Patches, Buttons, Greetings Cards, New Jersey Apparel, Stickers, Accessories

Star Wars "I Know" Greeting Card

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I Love You to Pieces Greeting Card - The Original Underground
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I Love You to Pieces Greeting Card

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The Exorcist "You Make My Head Spin" Greeting Card - Shady Front

The Exorcist "You Make My Head Spin" Greeting Card

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You Are Truly an Inspiration Greeting Card - Shady Front

You Are Truly an Inspiration Greeting Card

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Life Without You would Be Terrifying Greeting Card - Shady Front

Life Without You would Be Terrifying Greeting Card

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I Love You Despite the Warning Signs Greeting Card - Shady Front

I Love You Despite the Warning Signs Greeting Card

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Thank You for Accepting Me Card - The Original Underground

Thank You for Accepting Me Greeting Card

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Be Nicer to Yourself You Dumb B-tch Needlepoint Greeting Card - Shady Front

Be Nicer to Yourself You Dumb B-tch Needlepoint Greeting Card

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You're the One I'd Want to Burn in Hell With Greeting Card - Shady Front

You're the One I'd Want to Burn in Hell With Greeting Card

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In a World of Toxic Positivity Be Authentic Chaos Greeting Card - Shady Front

In a World of Toxic Positivity Be Authentic Chaos Greeting Card

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The Microplastics in Me Honor and Respect Greeting Card

The Microplastics in Me Honor and Respect Greeting Card

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I Love You More Than I Want To Strangle You Card - Shady Front

I Love You More Than I Want To Strangle You Card

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Candyman "Say My Name" Greeting Card - Shady Front

Candyman "Say My Name" Greeting Card

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Dance Like Everyone Can Go F - k Themselves Needlepoint Greeting Card - The Original Underground

Dance Like Everyone Can Go F--k Themselves Needlepoint Greeting Card

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Card with two cartoon squirrels holding hands in a forest setting, text 'I'm Glad We Survived The Post Nut Clarity'.

I'm Glad We Survived the Post Nut Clarity Card

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Bella, Where the Hell Have You Been Loca? Greeting Card - The Original Underground

Bella, Where the Hell Have You Been Loca Greeting Card

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Our Story

Welcome to THE ORIGINAL UNDERGROUND—where creativity meets mayhem. We aren't here to follow trends; we’re here to smash them into a million pieces. Our store is a celebration of the bold, the weird, the rebellious, and the raw. While we love a good graphic tee, we are so much more than a clothing brand. We are a lifestyle for the misfits, the creeps, the loudmouths, and the anti-everythings.

Purveyors of Punk, Horror, and Cult Cinema

We know culture, but we live for counterculture. Our shelves are stocked with original designs inspired by punk roots, horror guts, and the obscure corners of cult cinema. We create the stuff that lives in the back of your closet and the front of your brain—unapologetically unique gear for people who know exactly who they are.

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